How can you tell a successful farmer?
He's out standing in his field!
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:48, archived)

"does anyone want to buy some sweets, they're for..."
"no, fuck off val"
"..a young girl who has lung cancer"
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:55, archived)

Val seems silly, sweets can't help with lung cancer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:00, archived)

unless they are chlamydia sweets
Takes your mind off the cancer for a bit innit
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:04, archived)

this doesn't make any sense

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:05, archived)

YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE
GLOMPS!
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:18, archived)

so like, all successful farmers just stand in their fields?
doesn't sound like a good way to become successful tbh, unless you're judging success on someone's ability to stand in a field.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:13, archived)

Scarecrow is an important job, y'know.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:30, archived)

Yeah that works.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)

fuck

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:18, archived)

you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:21, archived)

and your freedom

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)

woah, less of the bad language please

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)

:O
I thought you were dead!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:31, archived)

i am
wooooooooo, etc
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:33, archived)

*screams*
Alright?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:35, archived)

as if you didn't do a girly scream as soon as you saw my username
yeah, i s'pose. you?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:45, archived)

Yeah ok

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:46, archived)

well, glad we're all caught up
bye!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)