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What sort of phone calls do vicars make?
Parson to parson.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:52, archived)
what is danny devito's least favourite state levy on income?
taxis (taxes)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:57, archived)
How do you start a jelly race?
Get set!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:59, archived)
What do you get if you cross danny devito with rhea perlman?
Lucy Chet, Grace Fan and Jacob Daniel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:00, archived)
that is clever because it is framed as a joke but is actually factual

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:05, archived)
Thanks, SSG.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:05, archived)
What do you call a crowd of roadworkers falling down a hill?
A navvylanche!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:13, archived)
And there's a charming subtext of short people having sexual intercourse.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:07, archived)
What's small and green, and does a good turn every day?
A boy sprout.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:11, archived)
This isn't Peter Serafinowicz's new joke book, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
Yes, it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
what did the llama say when invited on a picnic?
alpaca lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:18, archived)
the past, the present, and the future walk(ed) into a bar.
it was tense.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:23, archived)
a few poles went into a bar with rope and pieces of canvas,
it was tents.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:28, archived)
Where do they make laws with holes in them?
The Houses of Polomint!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:32, archived)
One of my all time faves.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:28, archived)
Top work with the pub toilet comment.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:29, archived)
Why is it dangerous to grit the roads?
It gets in the cats' eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:33, archived)
why should you be careful when it is raining cats and dogs?
so that you don't step in a poodle
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:44, archived)
What's ET short for?
Because he's got little legs
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:34, archived)
What dashes through the desert carrying a bedpan?
Florence of Arabia.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:38, archived)
why did the roadrunner cross the road?
meep!meep!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:46, archived)