What's small and green, and does a good turn every day?
A boy sprout.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:11, archived)

This isn't Peter Serafinowicz's new joke book, is it?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)

Yes, it isn't.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)

what did the llama say when invited on a picnic?
alpaca lunch.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:18, archived)

the past, the present, and the future walk(ed) into a bar.
it was tense.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:23, archived)

a few poles went into a bar with rope and pieces of canvas,
it was tents.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:28, archived)

Where do they make laws with holes in them?
The Houses of Polomint!
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:32, archived)

One of my all time faves.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:28, archived)

Top work with the pub toilet comment.
xx
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:29, archived)

Why is it dangerous to grit the roads?
It gets in the cats' eyes!
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:33, archived)

why should you be careful when it is raining cats and dogs?
so that you don't step in a poodle
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:44, archived)

What's ET short for?
Because he's got little legs
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:34, archived)

What dashes through the desert carrying a bedpan?
Florence of Arabia.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:38, archived)

why did the roadrunner cross the road?
meep!meep!
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:46, archived)