I'd rather eat cabbage than some shit cake that probably has rat droppings and deadly poison in it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:31, archived)

yeah that's what happens when you don't measure flour properly,
it turns into rodent poo.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:33, archived)

clearly you have learned nothing from Walter White

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:34, archived)

this was on mythbusters you know

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:34, archived)

there was actually a theory that it turned into mice.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:36, archived)

surely that's why you can get white flour and brown flour

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:37, archived)

and suppose the recipe specifically states do not put rat shit in the cake and he hasn't read the recipe
there's clearly a danger that he would shovel rat shit and polonium 210 into the cake
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:35, archived)

and fucking anthrax spores

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:36, archived)

and a decaying hindu that he's fished out of a river

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:37, archived)

and matted dog hair with mange and leprosy scabs hanging off it
I mean

that would be the fucking worst cake ever and you're just perfectly happy to eat it
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:38, archived)

alright miss cakehead

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:40, archived)