still coughing a bit but i think it might stop by the end of today

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:26, archived)

*crosses fingers for heart*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:29, archived)

do you want me to come round and make you some soup?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)

bit late for that don't you think

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)

i'll just pour some soup through your letterbox then

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)

you have some funny euphemisms

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)

you never stick to anything

( mongychops, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)

:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)

I'm going to bed. Snotted to fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:50, archived)

fucking hell no wonder this country is broken

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)

Couldn't sleep.
Might get up again.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)

Anybody know any amusing online games. Bored shitless here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)

S'OK. Found a qftwer to upset.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)

Well I fucking hope so
It's not right, you know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)

this seems like a good story to get offended by
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-26021215
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:26, archived)

If I had access to the messages it send I'd definitely change them
"Ha ha wobble wobble fat cunt"
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:31, archived)

The money could just be used more fruitfully AHAHAHAHAHAHA

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:50, archived)

they should just lower the minimum wage and remove all benefits
increase the number of people starving
easy
not only cheap but makes you more money
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:08, archived)

privatise the nhs fully and quickly so that
they have to pay for any illness they get once malnourished, quids in
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:09, archived)

I don't understand why we can't render them down for fuel.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)

if we buried food in fields and made them dig up the food in order to eat
that would solve all kind of unemployment/obesity related issues
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)

We do bury food in fields. It's called arable farming.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:18, archived)

oh right so explain to me why there are so many obese unemployed people?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)

Because we've invented machines that do all the manual labour.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)

so why don't we make people dig up the food instead?
my argument seems perfectly valid i don't see what your problem is
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)

Your argument is sound and you can count on my vote.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)

i dont think i want your vote any more

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)

Cool. I'll give it to the UKIP chap.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:57, archived)

gross

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:57, archived)

He seems nice.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)

i only like politicians who have been mangled in a plane crash

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)

fibs i've seen you with your photos of dianne abbot

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)

i think she still counts

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)

I'm the same with sexual partners.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)

When Eric eats a banana an amazing transformation occurs
Eric is Bananaman
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:45, archived)

When Eric Bana eats a banana an amazing transformation occurs
Eric is Banabananaman
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)

banabanabanabana batman

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)

get well soon SSG,
always in are harts
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)

I'm sure going to miss him when he's gone.
For a bit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:20, archived)