when was the last time you went outside?
and what did you do outside?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)

what the fuck are you on about?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:02, archived)

just trying to start a conversation, calm down

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:04, archived)

this seems like a reasonable reaction to being asked to pay 5p for a plastic bag
"It is time to abandon any thought of this ridiculous green tax that, as usual with everything 'green', achieves precisely nothing but added costs and a fuzzy warm feeling in the pea sized brain of enviromentalists. The sooner the world grabs the planet back from the grubby clutches of the greens who want to drive us all back to living in caves the better."
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:46, archived)

© mailonline

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)

Earlier this morning, I went to 'The Shop' and got a drink

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:11, archived)

you workshy layabouts think of nothing but getting your next drink

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)

Calm down, it's not like I'm driving or operating heavy machinery

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:35, archived)

and you never will with that attitude

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)

Fair point, imma get my shit together

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:52, archived)

Does coming to work this morning count?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)

it doesn't if you work from home

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)

I went out into the back garden for a smoke last night

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)

don't think that counts

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:30, archived)

I went over the road to get some tonic water as well

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)

+limes, gin and a copy of hello magazine
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)

I already had all of those, I just needed the tonic water

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)

Just now, I did a home visit.
I hate home visits
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)

have you ever had someone poop during a rectal examination?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:19, archived)

When I was a junior doctor I once had to do a rectal examination in the middle of the night on a very obese patient whose bedlight was broken.
When I left the ward I realised that I had shit smeared up my shirt sleeve past the level of my elbow.
Also my friend had someone die whilst he was in the middle of doing a rectal examination.
Does that help
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)

yeah, ta very much

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:30, archived)

I was outside at 1am buying a big greasy keeeeeebab
no plans to go out today, or to get dressed, fuck that
( broadsword, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:29, archived)

living the dream

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:31, archived)

might scratch me balls in a bit

( broadsword, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:37, archived)

last night i went shopping up the coop

( mongychops, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:03, archived)

Chicken-botherer.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:46, archived)