What's everybody having for elevenses?
I've got tea and cake.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)

'Tea'? You mean 'dinner', right?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:19, archived)

porridge

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:22, archived)

How long did you get?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)

6 inches it's a sausage

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)

Sausage porridge?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:47, archived)

sorry just a joke,
god it's probably a racist joke now isn't it, everything's racist now you can't say anything these days.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:48, archived)

Watched an old Strike It Lucky repeat the other night, I can't believe what a massively racist, sexist and annoying cunt Barrymore was

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:55, archived)

I can believe what an annoying cunt he was, no probs.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:56, archived)

"'Trevor'? That's not very African! How long have you been over here?"
"My parents were born in this country."
"Haha right. But seriously, leave your spear and grass skirt back in the dressing room, did you? A BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA"
Uncomfortable, nervous audience laughter while Michael makes monkey noises and capers around in front of a black bus driver and his wife.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)

Did this actually happen or was it a dream?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)

I may have exaggerated very slightly.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:17, archived)

I never make it to eleven,
so ate some sort of biscuit bar at a quarter past ten.

Nice cake, was it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)

Pretty good.
Home-made by a mate's missus who hates rugby and spends the six nations baking.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)

legs

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:44, archived)

cheese scon

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:51, archived)