might just eat crisps instead doe

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:09, archived)

Crisps are ace.
So-called doctors will tell you that they're not a balanced diet but fuck you doctors and your hatred of life. Prawn cocktail 4 life.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:14, archived)

it's balanced as long as you eat lots of different flavours

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:25, archived)

shut up racist

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:33, archived)

i'm not racist :(

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:40, archived)

yeh rite

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:41, archived)

Oh really? Cos everyone here seems to think you're racist, wonder where they got that idea from.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:49, archived)

Probably the swastikas tattoos and that.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:59, archived)

can't you have swastika tattoos now?
it's health and safety gone mad.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:03, archived)

It's more the fact that you've had them tattooed onto your African slaves.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:08, archived)

they're not African,
they're from Croydon.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:11, archived)

Just because a horse is born in a kennel doesn't make it a Londoner.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:12, archived)

racist

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:13, archived)

I can't be racist, London is a religion.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:15, archived)

good point

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)

i had some crisps

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:35, archived)

maybe you should lay off the crisps, fatty.
No offence, that's just my professional medical opinion
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:45, archived)

oh ok cheers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:48, archived)

You'll probably die.
Eventually.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:46, archived)

All the flavours of crisps...

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:41, archived)

plain

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:42, archived)

haha yeah
You would like that bit wouldn't you, because of the anti-Japanese racism.

And before anyone starts, yeah I know Japan and China are not the same, but MGT clearly thinks otherwise.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:44, archived)

That was a joke ^
I'm not joining in the terrible bullying really.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:47, archived)

I think it's pretty good bullying actually.
Hopefully she's crying now.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:48, archived)

crying and eating crisps

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:02, archived)

crisps are good maybe your not so racist afterall

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:04, archived)

And suddenly... MGT wasn't racist anymore!!!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:09, archived)

Terrible blind date answer.
"I love crisps. If you could be any crisp flavour, which would you be and why? That question to number 2"
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:47, archived)

I'd be Number Two flavour.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:09, archived)

Or 'roast beef' as they quite inaccurately label them.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:10, archived)