Blood piss?
I'm sure one of our resident medical professionals would have something to say about that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)

nobody here is a medical professional

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)

i think badger is a nurse, but i heard he is a bit of angle of death

( mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:00, archived)

Now you're just being obtuse, he has a medical degree and everything.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:04, archived)

he doesnt come here any more hasnt for years

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:05, archived)

Yeah QOTW is more his bag these days.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)

I reckon I could give most GP's a run for their money nowadays
Sickies of B3ta. Flop out your lumps and rashes and I'll have a butchers
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)

Bloody piss.
Is it cause for concern?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)

Yes and No depending on cause.
Hope this helps
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)

I'm a doctor. Please come in and take a seat. Now, what seems to be the problem and why should I care?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)

Bollocks you're a doctor,
you just love fingering bumholes.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)