POTATOS!
It's not stereotypically racist, I'm part Irish. I mean my grandad was even buried with the tri-colours on his coffin.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)

Is the spelling of potatoes ironic or idiotic?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)

What a twat, everyone knows the plural of "potatoe" is "potatoes".
/Dan Quayle
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
None!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:38, archived)

woah, i can't believe you stole from me the joke that i stole from someone else

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)

you can't prove anything

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=how+many+potatoes+does+it+take
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)

you should definitely sue

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)

Maybe I stole that joke from Jesse Dart after I read it in 2008?
forums.leedsfestival.com/m307260.aspx
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)

i've had it up to here with your bullshit excuses

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)

sorry I can't see where you're pointing

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)

yeah, exactly

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)

now you know how your patients feel

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)