[c] Hey SSG, what does a mermaid eat for breakfast?
Toast and mermalade.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:35, archived)

wank wank wankyhahaha
that's terrible brb.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:38, archived)

It's like mermite.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)

I like cheese on toast.
Gorgonzola.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:52, archived)

you'd probably like rarebit

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)

how is that a pun about mythological monsters?
I don't get it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:54, archived)

think about it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:55, archived)

no you're going to have to explain it soz

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:56, archived)

obviously your racist ideology is blinding your logic

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)

dumb slapper doesnt even know her basics

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)

are you two bullying me again?
you know I don't like that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)

woah now, playing the bully card? some hypocrite you are

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:01, archived)

I'm going to bed,
not putting up with this.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)

make sure you have a long hard think about what you've done

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)

I don't even know what I've done.
i do like rarebit though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)

oh so now when it is convenient to the conversation
you happen to know about the mythological monster, i see
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:12, archived)

you dont get to throw that word around

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)

i'm not throwing it,
just putting it on the table.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)

MERRMERMEEERMMNNNERMMNNNN

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:31, archived)

Man walks into a doctors office says I feel like a pair of curtains....

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)

thats your lookout

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)

Fuck off spaz

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:40, archived)

please refrain from the bad language, this is a family friendly forum

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)

Mods fingering dogs is definitely family friendly
I know because my dad fingered dogs.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:45, archived)

And your dad's dog fingered you

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)

Fuck off mr morning

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)

mr morning sir

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)

Fuck off mr morning sir

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)

fuck off you fucking fuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:29, archived)

Alright prick wanker. How's your shit mother doing these days fuckfunt?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:51, archived)

that painting in the mr bean movie
after he ruined the painting and redrew it and had it hanging over his bed at home, that painting is terrifying
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)

Thursdays seem to be quite busy these days
Is that cos you are a benefit cheat?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)

yeh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:51, archived)

I appreciate your honesty

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)

doctor says 'get out of my surgery you mental cunt'

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:51, archived)

'get out of my surgery you mental cunt' 'I'm going to need to examine your prostate'
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:32, archived)

Fucking faggot shit stabbing uphill gardener richard spere

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:52, archived)

Also that's shit that

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)

clickin dis for realz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)

Phishing cunt

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:40, archived)

dunno what that means soz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:42, archived)

Get an education then you spastic fuck face

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)

^upsetm

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:52, archived)

you're totes the best teacher

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)

Your the totes best boring person I know

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)

alright friz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)

Alright the doves better looking twin twat
How are you?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)

Fuck I was working hard for that title

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)

gutted

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)

Yes TD we all know you're a fat bastard

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)

you're obvs well jel xxx

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)

You like jelly
Lolzz
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)

yes

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:16, archived)

Fucking homo

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:21, archived)

no swearing please

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:51, archived)

You are a right cymbal you aren't you

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:53, archived)

no i don't think so

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 0:04, archived)