Good Afternoon
How is everyone fairing today? Counting down the minutes to home time like me? God I hate my job.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:01, archived)

Are you having one of those days
when you just can't be arsed?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:04, archived)

That is exactly it.
But the problem is that is most days for me. Time for job searching me thinks.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:05, archived)

yeah
I heard his boss is a bit of a shitbag
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:11, archived)

So's mine, he's a right grammar Nazi.
Always picking me up on my semicolon.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)

[click]
tell him not to be so anal
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:28, archived)

But I don't want to get sacked
and up a bum.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)

faggot

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:54, archived)

haha
I love you guys
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:06, archived)

Have you considered that you can now go out and commit crimes without prison looking quite so bad?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:12, archived)

I have pondered this
It nearly makes bank robbery appealing
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)

You could stand in the queue and knock out the guards with a crafty blast of gas.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)

u wish

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)

And come on, "semicolon" was inspired.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)

sounds like you're in a
bottomless pit of despair
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)

nah i can finish when i want

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)

Whoa man, don't be turning this into a pun thread.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)

only wanky wank wankers enjoy pun threads

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:54, archived)

wanky wanky wanky wank wanky

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)

typical lazy welsh

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)

workshy

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:08, archived)

they will never amount to anything

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:10, archived)

they made modern britain

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)

i'm not sure gavin and stacy was that good, dunno , never watched it

( mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)

biggest port in the world back then

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)