I hope you said "pwitty pwease".
Prayers don't work unless you say that at the end.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:52,
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I heard it works better if you call him a wanky wanky wanky wank wanker.
Makes him respect you more if you talk down to him.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:45,
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