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i'm gonna go with this one
www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:56, archived)
My favourite part:
"yes please" - makes me queasy every time for some reason. I just imagine him squeaking it out like peewee herman, then coming in his pants. *retches*
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:01, archived)
that whole thing was nauseating
She sounds like a terrible cunt, and he comes across as a lumbering infant.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:05, archived)
ha I saw you on that twitter
you're not exactly a prolific tweeter, are you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:09, archived)
I eschew all forms of social media
All it does is show me how much I dislike my friends and family.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:11, archived)
So let me get this right
they were a couple, they flaunted it on here with a bunch of needy virgins and got the shit ripped out of them? Well played I say!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:16, archived)
Well I can't comment on the sexual activity of those present
But yes, that's about the size of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:18, archived)
Thats what she said
holding her fingers 2 and a half inches apart
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:26, archived)
you this post makes you look like a spastic right?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:27, archived)
it was meant in jest my dear mongaloid

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:31, archived)
you post as a sexpest most of the time, who could tell

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:33, archived)
this is a persona adopted due to persistent name calling
it was either that or cry myself to sleep at night with my 5 year old girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:35, archived)
It displays my real name!
The illusion is over :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:33, archived)
I must confess I was a little disappointed to discover you were just some bloke

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:38, archived)
as opposed to two hats that had somehow achieved sentience?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:40, archived)
well names can be misleading sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)
they sure can, sugartits

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:18, archived)
Imagine how my wife felt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:47, archived)
*imagines*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)
i can never remember your surname

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:39, archived)
it's an anagram of two hats

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:47, archived)
It almost is actually

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)

5.9.83.79/talk/7742091
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:51, archived)
shatner

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:32, archived)