Yeah, I can just picture it now.
Some middle aged man with facial piercings and a skateboard on his way to the record shop.

TUNE!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:03, archived)

you're not very good at this

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:08, archived)

Good at what?
Wasting my life on a retarded dying messageboard?

Teach me master.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)

trying to appear academic and intelligent ✘
'trolling the trolls' ✘
being even vaguely amusing ✘
appearing tetchy and upset ✔
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)

clicking this ✔
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:30, archived)

clickin' it, tickin' it

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)

^^^clickin' it, tickin' it
✔
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:32, archived)

i.imgur.com/lDcaEoo.png
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)

There is no need to be upset.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)

Better this, than that stupid gorilla and his flying lawnmower.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)

^ upset

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)

you mean that BRILLIANT gorilla and his flying lawnmower

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)

It *IS* the best thing ever

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)

taking it all a bit too seriously ✔
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:32, archived)

lol baggenfock is upset again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:33, archived)

I'm always upset
It's just one long continuous giddy high
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)

I never thought I'd click "I like this" on a MEATSNAKE post.
Something has gone wrong in the Universe.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)

you know ... rather than yapping at our heels, you could just find a messageboard full of whiny suburban kiddies to hang out with.

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)

If this is all a bit upsetting for you
you can always put me back on 2.0
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:25, archived)

I seem to have missed some Internet Drama.
Which banned user are you, and what did you do?
(Read that again in the voice of Arnie with the cadence he uses in Kindergarten Cop)
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)

I think its the Australian one

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:34, archived)

That means nothing to me.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)

no, that's austrian, not australian

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)

Still nothing.
Are you forbidden from telling me who it is? And I thought you were some kind of all-powerful being. I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN YOU MANOLITH, YOU ARE NOT MY GOD!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)

but if it were a banned user back under a new sock account, manolith would have to ban them again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)

MEATSNAKE fucks kids

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)

You?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)

No
You sick fuck.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:35, archived)

alright Rob Fairholme

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)

That does not narrow it down AT ALL.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)

mine was an 'ahhhh, viennaaaa' joke
sock puppet is the banned outlaw 'dr' shambolic
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)

fuck tha police!

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)

Really?
Why the hell would anyone ban Shambolic?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)

he kept getting asked not to post someone's address or sutin
idk, qotw is outside my remit
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:38, archived)

I can't believe I missed such delicious drama.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)

the Mod of qftw wants it to die and shambollocks is the subject of 85% of qftw topics
although now they're all just talking about the ban so that may not have quite worked out
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)

you can't say hitler

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)

prolly that shambollocks prick

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)