I believe the phrase is
drag your dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:34, archived)

would you though?

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:37, archived)

for Kaplinski, no

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:39, archived)

and the alternative ending is
... just to puch matchsticks in a pile of her shit
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:40, archived)

Disgusting

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:45, archived)

I'd like to see the animation of mr chips demonstrating that one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:37, archived)

"It's good, but it's not right."

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:39, archived)

lol
I'm imagining Roy Walker shouting it excitiedly.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:42, archived)

i saw him on a bus once

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:44, archived)

BUS WALKER

( mongychops, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:47, archived)

Who, Walker?
He's too big to ride a bus, surely. He's on limo money.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:48, archived)

Did you shout out his name until he asked you to stop saying what you see?
I certainly hope not, that would have been needlessly annoying.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:53, archived)