natasha kaplinski y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:05, archived)

yeah m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:06, archived)

My package just left Miami. How cool is that?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:18, archived)

why on earth would you sever your penis and send it to america?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:19, archived)

I bought something from China once, what's your point?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:24, archived)

you're a filthy communist

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:29, archived)

glasnost, etc

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:50, archived)

And how is your lovely wife?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:30, archived)

hahaha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:32, archived)

what a beautiful name

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:33, archived)

I'd be thinking of Kate Silverton, all the while.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:23, archived)

she looks like Gok Wan

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:27, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsH63qJlIMM
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:29, archived)

I'll barely last a stroke, with that thought.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:31, archived)

That's who I was thinking of, to be honest
Still a yes though
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:28, archived)

Question is, would you crawl naked through shattered glass, which is digging into your nutsack, just to mouth one of

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:31, archived)

her farts after a night out on Guinness and curry?
( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:31, archived)

I believe the phrase is
drag your dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:34, archived)

would you though?

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:37, archived)

for Kaplinski, no

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:39, archived)

and the alternative ending is
... just to puch matchsticks in a pile of her shit
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:40, archived)

Disgusting

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:45, archived)

I'd like to see the animation of mr chips demonstrating that one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:37, archived)

"It's good, but it's not right."

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:39, archived)

lol
I'm imagining Roy Walker shouting it excitiedly.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:42, archived)

i saw him on a bus once

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:44, archived)

BUS WALKER

( mongychops, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:47, archived)

Who, Walker?
He's too big to ride a bus, surely. He's on limo money.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:48, archived)

Did you shout out his name until he asked you to stop saying what you see?
I certainly hope not, that would have been needlessly annoying.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:53, archived)