all I'm saying is, it is always the person that you expect to call in sick half of the time who claims to suffer from these so-called 'migraines'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:26, archived)

all this stuff about 'working from home' was a ruse all along

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:27, archived)

I bet he spends all day down the juicer laughing it up with all the locals

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:36, archived)

or sits in his car and masturbates into an empty crisp packet

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)

You just described my dream job.
Only the crisp packet wouldn't be empty.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)

what flavour crisps?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:43, archived)

egg

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)

blurgh!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:46, archived)

Salt and Vinegar,
for that frisson of danger.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:49, archived)

I'm going to retrain to become a recruitment consultant
I say retrain, but what they do is basically a sales job.
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)

I once got headhunted by a recruitment consultancy.
It quickly became apparent that they'd made a terrible mistake.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)

oh, monster munch :(

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:00, archived)

The fact that they didn't go so far as to offer me a job
counts as a happy ending to the story.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:20, archived)