I hope it doesn't turn out all gay like the last one

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)

look yeah, this sort of rampant bigotry might fly in a mongy or frank thread, but not here.
okay?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)

I'm entitled to my internet opinions, just like you're entitled to babble on about bins.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)

no, we are infact privileged to do those things.
#CHECKYERPRIVILEGE
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:59, archived)

well we're off to a bad start now you've posted in it
haiyo!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)

you're uninvited to the hair wash now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:41, archived)

s'alright, I'll just watch the video later.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:43, archived)

uninvited to the hair wash
uninvited to the hair wash yeah
hey, get your hair washed today
bend over and you don't have to pay
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)

would do a hilarious edit to shoehorn in 'toupee' but can't be arsed

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)