i'm going on a pub crawl in southampton

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:39, archived)

If you're going to make stuff up at least make it believable

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:40, archived)

i'm going to be wearing a replica bombardier redcoat and one of the places we're going has lord of the rings inspired cocktails
also, we're having lunch at a place with an entirely pun-based menu and two people going are dressed as the nightman and the dayman from it's always sunny in philadelphia
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:08, archived)

champion of the sun
master of karate
( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:13, archived)

exactly
i think they're going to fight
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:18, archived)

yeah, course
*strokes chin*
( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:41, archived)

you should portmanteau the fuck out of 'pub crawl' to 'pawl' which sounds like the popular gay christian name 'paul' lol
cheers
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:43, archived)

:(

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:45, archived)

Have you had a go on this yet?
how-old.net/
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:46, archived)

it reckons you are 44
imgur.com/004dBYZ
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:57, archived)

lol, correct
If I'm expressionless I'm 32, but the addition of my winning smile also adds 10 years and makes me 44
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:59, archived)

look out, at that age you're in MILF territory

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:25, archived)

Blimey

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)

I know, I know, it's made your day hasn't it

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:28, archived)

it certainly has sir, i feel like i could take on the world

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:35, archived)

just tidying this up

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:39, archived)

meatsnake i'd like to fiddle

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:37, archived)

meatsnake chevron

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:38, archived)

\o/

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:39, archived)

yeah, i was trying it on my phone yesterday
depending on slight changes in facial expression, i can be anywhere from 33 to 50-something.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:09, archived)

Close enough
i.imgur.com/3rqc541.jpg
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:17, archived)

oh har har

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:18, archived)

you have had the last laugh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:20, archived)

FUCKING SHIT
i.imgur.com/K89PQEM.jpg
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:19, archived)

I love that picture even more now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:20, archived)

Fucking 68
I'm getting the name of that site's webmaster, then I'm going to kick him 68 times
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:21, archived)

as if you can manage that much effort at your age

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:30, archived)

I just get so tired

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:44, archived)

hey, here's fun
i dun the how-old thing with a picture of you i have for some reason and it came up as 58. that's 10 years better!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:05, archived)

fuck
is it that one of me boss eyed?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:12, archived)

it's you scowling

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:17, archived)

AND THERE'S THE BEST BIT OF INTERNET THIS WEEK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:25, archived)

I've been burned, nearly blown up and now this
What a week. I tell you, I'm glad it's a bank holiday. I feel like I need a rest.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:26, archived)

Alright Sixty Eight Hats

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)

The lesser known Suzi Quattro single....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:28, archived)

you're four years older than her

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:34, archived)

Still would

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:43, archived)

Ok, this one's quite good
www166.lunapic.com/editor/?action=go-obama

i.imgur.com/R14p6Iy.jpg
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:34, archived)

that could become the che guevara poster of our times

( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:36, archived)

Up the workers!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:39, archived)

!
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:42, archived)

It's cruel to mock the afflicted
*tongue in cheek*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:43, archived)

:'-(
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:45, archived)

I had a go
BUT I HAVE NO FACE AND A CHIN STRAP BEARD :'('''''''
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:51, archived)

:O

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, archived)

FIXED IT
i.imgur.com/BI3X2f9.png
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:17, archived)

You've been abusing your mod power to stalk me!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:18, archived)

sorry meatsnake
( vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:23, archived)

CLICKIN DIS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:33, archived)

lolol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:33, archived)