My children and I stop at every shop window to discuss the effectiveness of the display.
No, really, we do. They certainly don't go around shopping centres being utterly disinterested in anything that isn't food or toys.

All the mannequins at the Anne Summers shop have their gussets on display, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:51, archived)

Ms + 42 = bitter spinster

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:53, archived)

More than likely.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:57, archived)

Childless women are always best placed to decide what would offend children

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:58, archived)

she's a parish councillor, she knows about moral values

( mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:06, archived)

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( manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:07, archived)