Right, I'm dying
start putting labels on anything you want after I...y'know...go.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)

Go in the toilet or fight sense?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:20, archived)

What's it you've got?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:20, archived)

Might be the diverticulitis flaring up again
hope it's not. I really hope it's not.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, archived)

It would explain all the discomfort over the last couple of days
ugh
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, archived)

I might just cry for a bit
and wait for the sympathy to flood in
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:23, archived)

oh mate :(
at least it didn't happen in napoli
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

Man, that would've been a nightmare

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:26, archived)

did you go to any of the shit areas like scampia?

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:30, archived)

is that where scampi was invented?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)

I think so

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)

woah

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:39, archived)

We stayed in a pretty shit area
I found hyperdermic needles on the floor when I was emptying the bin
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)

quite a bad heroin problem in naples
the mafia are to blame for that
( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:37, archived)

Yeah, it's a bit scary

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:42, archived)

a bit of heroin will take the edge off your fear

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)

I can understand that
The drivers in Naples make Rome look like a quiet country village
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:57, archived)

Ok, it was Fuorigrotta

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:55, archived)

not too bad

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:07, archived)

I bet you get gamey when you cry

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

I become rigid
no more, no less
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

this is awkward
windy was asking what you've got that's worth having
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

Do you feel good about that?
Do feel good about pointing that out? Making me feel bad?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

a bit, yeah

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)

you're a monster

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)

a bit, yeah

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:33, archived)

I've got the contents of the kitchen covered
soz guys
( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:21, archived)

even the walk in fridge?

( mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

I don't have a walk-in fridge
it's more of a 'step-in'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)

roll-in

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:31, archived)

rawhiiiiiiiide

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:35, archived)

All I want is an icon to remember you by.
Please, manolith?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:24, archived)

a top hat with a '2' inside it, please

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

lol
number two
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)

hahaha oh my

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)

if any of the weekly top ten posters die, i will endeavour to get an icon made
how's that for a deal?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:26, archived)

Now I'm torn between 'not wanting anyone to die'
and 'I wonder what the icons will look like'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)

i'm sure spanishfly's would be tasteful
looks like it's been a slow week this week with you and mcbeef out of action. i almost never top the charts anymore.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)

169

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:46, archived)

hurr

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:53, archived)

Haha, I like my random quote.

( .Yeti., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:03, archived)

need to let frank out of the sandbox
that will boost this place
( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:06, archived)

he's not sandboxed
he just said he was done with the place and asked me to delete his account
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)

stick spanishfly in there

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:15, archived)

i do sometimes when i catch him mid-outburst
usually i don't see it though as i'm not here much in the evenings
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)

Sounds reasonable.
Who can we sacrifice in 2H's place?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:31, archived)

who's that one with the stupid moustache that no-one likes?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:36, archived)

shaft

( mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:38, archived)

you're damn right

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:40, archived)

but there is already a cock icon..

( mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:30, archived)

oh come on now, really

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)

not much point me claiming anything, I'll not be long behind you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:55, archived)

We could claim each other's stuff
then these vultures would get fuck all
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)