It's from the short story 'Reginald' by H: H. Munro, aka Saki.
Here.
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Here.
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OK, I'll arrange it for smoke signals and pigeons.
I used to have a pigeon. I named it Vodafone. It was a carrier pigeon.
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I used to have a pigeon. I named it Vodafone. It was a carrier pigeon.
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Well, Weetabix is supposed to be good for you.
Maybe not if you eat it dry, because that shit'll shred your mouth up.
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Maybe not if you eat it dry, because that shit'll shred your mouth up.
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they have to call it multicultural bread now you couldn't make it up PC gone mad
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Morning mate.
Another trip to look at another motorbike this afternoon. People want silly money for them though. Can get a brand new bike for around 5 or 6k, and people still want 4k for a 10 year old bike with 30k miles.
( , Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:44, archived)
Another trip to look at another motorbike this afternoon. People want silly money for them though. Can get a brand new bike for around 5 or 6k, and people still want 4k for a 10 year old bike with 30k miles.
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You're dedicated to your cause, I'll give you that.
How many bikes have you seen so far? Sounds like it would be easier just to plump for a new one at this point.
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How many bikes have you seen so far? Sounds like it would be easier just to plump for a new one at this point.
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I've seen 5.
I'm starting to think I might get a new one after all.
( , Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:18, archived)
I'm starting to think I might get a new one after all.
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fuck this and fuck everything
fuck the fucking roads and fuck building more houses
( , Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:52, archived)
fuck the fucking roads and fuck building more houses
( , Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:52, archived)
The fucking news is fucking bad
The fucking weed is fucking turf
The fucking speed is fucking surf
( , Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:56, archived)
The fucking weed is fucking turf
The fucking speed is fucking surf
( , Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:56, archived)
and he can fuck off and all
the fucking drunkard shit bob dylan dressing cunt
( , Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:01, archived)
the fucking drunkard shit bob dylan dressing cunt
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