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Gööd mötley mörning

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:01, archived)
Ohayogozaimasu
Ragunaroku Keisei
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:03, archived)
Ohayo, gaijin. Lol gai.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:06, archived)
Hï.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:04, archived)
MM
What did the Caspian Sea?
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:08, archived)
I don't know, RF
What did the Caspian Sea?
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:18, archived)
Symptoms of a stampede.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:19, archived)
I'm not going to lie, I have no idea what you're on about.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:17, archived)
It's from the short story 'Reginald' by H: H. Munro, aka Saki.
Here.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:20, archived)
No good to me, I can't read.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:34, archived)
OK, I'll arrange it for smoke signals and pigeons.
I used to have a pigeon. I named it Vodafone. It was a carrier pigeon.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 10:05, archived)
I enjoyed this joke in spite of myself.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 10:44, archived)
*demure curtsy*

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 10:50, archived)
Brexit

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:07, archived)
Weetabix

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:08, archived)
If you know what's good for you.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:18, archived)
Well, Weetabix is supposed to be good for you.
Maybe not if you eat it dry, because that shit'll shred your mouth up.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:29, archived)
Member weetabixes with white t-shirts on, member

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:50, archived)
I do.
And Mighty White bread.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:56, archived)
they have to call it multicultural bread now you couldn't make it up PC gone mad

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:58, archived)
British weetabixes for British people

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:57, archived)
I used to eat them dry, topped with marge and jam.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:18, archived)
*backs away nervously in the direction of the door*

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:20, archived)
Morning mate.
Another trip to look at another motorbike this afternoon. People want silly money for them though. Can get a brand new bike for around 5 or 6k, and people still want 4k for a 10 year old bike with 30k miles.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:44, archived)
You're dedicated to your cause, I'll give you that.
How many bikes have you seen so far? Sounds like it would be easier just to plump for a new one at this point.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:47, archived)
I've seen 5.
I'm starting to think I might get a new one after all.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:18, archived)
Build your own from scrap.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:17, archived)
That's basically what I've got at the minute.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:18, archived)
Buy more scrap, make bike better.
Never stop.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:34, archived)
fuck this and fuck everything
fuck the fucking roads and fuck building more houses
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:52, archived)
^ fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:55, archived)
The fucking news is fucking bad
The fucking weed is fucking turf
The fucking speed is fucking surf
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:56, archived)
and he can fuck off and all
the fucking drunkard shit bob dylan dressing cunt
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:01, archived)
Did someone piss in your vegan cornflakes?

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:54, archived)
yes

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:56, archived)
Happy World Animal Day

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:58, archived)
God bless all of His little creatures

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:02, archived)
Even fleas?

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:15, archived)
They're the tastiest ones.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:16, archived)
Is it? So it is.
Breakfast and lunch today will both have been meat-free for me, so that'll make the animals happy.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:09, archived)
hi

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:11, archived)
+gher love

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:13, archived)
$teve

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:18, archived)
ITS MANOLITHS BIRTHDAY!!!

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:19, archived)
an hero

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:26, archived)
They grow up so fast
and tall
(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:32, archived)
Time to fish out those special mod candles.

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:35, archived)
Send him good thoughts!

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:44, archived)
I've gazzed him loads of positive energy

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:47, archived)
I suppose he'll be wanting more time off, the lazy prick

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 10:49, archived)
alright

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 10:09, archived)
y, u?

(, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 10:12, archived)