There's some fucking board game nerds in the pub.
Might go get my leather jacket and do some old fashioned bullying.
Sarah on the bar is spitting feathers that they're hardly buying any drinks. I bet there's some lurkers here that are wanky board game nerds.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:39, archived)

many a good time sat in the pub playing screwball scramble

( $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:42, archived)

Bent sexual predator

( mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:46, archived)

Any switcheroo will do here *hiding in plain sight

( mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:52, archived)

Haha, I saw 6 people all on a large table all on laptops , 3 a side, all plugged in all over, your in the pub, fuck off

( mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:46, archived)

Yeah, they probably all live in separate house shares and their housemates are fed up with them hogging the dinner table.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:38, archived)

Are they actually playing board games or just discussing them at high volume

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:03, archived)

They've got something called Catan and it's causing some fuss.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:37, archived)

Hmm, I work with a guy who knows a lot about board games and yet somehow isn't a complete fucking wanker, and he says that one is excellent

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:39, archived)

He's almost certainly a wanker if he plays board games outside of awkward family gatherings.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:40, archived)

I think there is often money involved

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:46, archived)

I'm fine with gambling

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:47, archived)

Settlers of Catan or whatever the official title is seems fairly popular over here.
Not that that makes it any less wanky, of course.
( .Yeti., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:03, archived)

throw darts at them

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:47, archived)

We (alright, the landlady) once found an old monopoly set in the pub and played it £20 in, winner takes all.
We still bought lots of drink though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:12, archived)

I have never got to know the owners of any pubs I frequented, I guess I was always too busy drinking.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:53, archived)

It sounds like you probably went to the sort of pubs aimed at wankers.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:23, archived)

I went to all the pubs

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:25, archived)

+e

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:26, archived)