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Brrrr!
Anyone had snow yet?

Alt: Finished all your xmas shopping yet?
Alt2: Went to see Wonder at the cinema yesterday. Brilliant film. Julia Roberts is ace in it. Anyone seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:17, archived)
No, n/a, no

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:21, archived)
Had a bit of slush over the weekend, yer.
It didn't stick around though.

Alt: N/A

Alt2: no and my cold, blackened soul has no time for all that heartwarming family nonsense, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:38, archived)
9/11
Recurrent laryngeal nerve
I'm Not The Man I Used To Be by Fine Young Cannibals
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:38, archived)
Not yet
Have I buggery
No, Owen Wilson is in it, and I refuse to watch anything with his wonky bell ended snout in it
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:47, archived)
You've never seen zoolander? It lols

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:49, archived)
I've seen Zoolander2
worst 90 minutes of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:50, archived)
The trick is to get really drunk before you watch it
and then pass out
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:43, archived)
It's a lovely film though.
10/10
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
you're giving people buggery for christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
Better to give than to receive

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:56, archived)
Amen to that

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:36, archived)
With you on Owen Wilson Mupps, can't stand him.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:10, archived)
Just googled the synopsis. Does Owen Wilson play the person with 'facial differences'?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:44, archived)

no, yes, no
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:48, archived)
What was the MOST EXPENSIVE thing you bought someone?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:54, archived)
£80
Unless you count a hotel stay?
In which case £230
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:57, archived)
A licky boom boom down

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:46, archived)
nope
most of it, yeah
nah, not really interested
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:54, archived)
no snow yet
christmas shopping finished on monday.
i have not seen wonder woman and, due to not being overly keen on the t.v show, i probably won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:05, archived)
She's quite attractive but it's a rubbish film

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:17, archived)
Well trump has just ruined all his good work

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:41, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:43, archived)
Only 18 doors to go on the terror attack advent calendar!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:54, archived)
kwanzaa is going to be off the hook

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:56, archived)
He's lost the true nazi vote , and my trust

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:00, archived)
Hezbollah should go on the telly and declare Washington to be the capital of queers and paedos.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:51, archived)
Thrice nay.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:45, archived)
There was a bit a week or so ago but it was gone by the time I'd finished work.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:08, archived)
Alright planearm anything good on telly tonight?
Also n, n, n.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:15, archived)
There's some fucking board game nerds in the pub.
Might go get my leather jacket and do some old fashioned bullying.
Sarah on the bar is spitting feathers that they're hardly buying any drinks. I bet there's some lurkers here that are wanky board game nerds.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:39, archived)
many a good time sat in the pub playing screwball scramble

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:42, archived)
Bent sexual predator

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:46, archived)
Any switcheroo will do here *hiding in plain sight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:52, archived)
Haha, I saw 6 people all on a large table all on laptops , 3 a side, all plugged in all over, your in the pub, fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:46, archived)
Yeah, they probably all live in separate house shares and their housemates are fed up with them hogging the dinner table.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:38, archived)
Are they actually playing board games or just discussing them at high volume

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:03, archived)
They've got something called Catan and it's causing some fuss.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:37, archived)
Hmm, I work with a guy who knows a lot about board games and yet somehow isn't a complete fucking wanker, and he says that one is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:39, archived)
He's almost certainly a wanker if he plays board games outside of awkward family gatherings.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:40, archived)
I think there is often money involved

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:46, archived)
I'm fine with gambling

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:47, archived)
Settlers of Catan or whatever the official title is seems fairly popular over here.
Not that that makes it any less wanky, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:03, archived)
throw darts at them

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:47, archived)
We (alright, the landlady) once found an old monopoly set in the pub and played it £20 in, winner takes all.
We still bought lots of drink though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:12, archived)
I have never got to know the owners of any pubs I frequented, I guess I was always too busy drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:53, archived)
It sounds like you probably went to the sort of pubs aimed at wankers.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:23, archived)
I went to all the pubs

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:25, archived)
+e

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:26, archived)
yes. no. shit film

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:20, archived)
1) yes probably
2) yes I bought myself a bottle of fireball whisky today and drank it
3) yes queers and blobbing birds
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:38, archived)