Everybody's dead, Dave.
Haha, like on the telly!
What have you seen on the telly?
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:52, archived)

tits and stuff

( $$, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:52, archived)

Lolo Ferrari eh lads eh eh lads

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)

YOLO Ferrari, more like!
She's dead.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:59, archived)

her, august ames, and the lemon stealing whore
porn is a curse
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)

Don't think I want to Google "lemon stealing whore" at work.

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)

google "cum guzzling whores" instead

( $$, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)

I made a mistake, it's not the lemon stealing whore who died
it's the other bint in this SFW clip.

And the bloke is a rapist.
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)

"Please verify your age by signing in".
No, thanks, don't want whatever that is a my watch history, given that my kids use the my YouTube account, from time to time.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:09, archived)

There were rumours that her husband offed her.

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)

I wasn't allowed to stay up for the red triangle.

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)

wizbit's time of the month?

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

muff and stuff

( broadsword, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)

H.R. Muffnstuff?

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

flange and stange

( Richard mcbeef #GetRetro, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:58, archived)

I turned on the telly once and there was a girl there with no clothes on

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

... so I said, "Mum, I'm trying to watch the telly!"

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)

lol

( broadsword, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)

Gash and knockers

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

Gash in the attic?

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:05, archived)

Tango and Gash

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

Boooo

( broadsword, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

^ prefers Fanta

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:17, archived)

Tango and Gash?

( broadsword, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

mindpiss!1!!2!

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:17, archived)

The Gash Report?

( broadsword, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:13, archived)

Gash Bridges

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)

Gash. Housewares.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:16, archived)

He did the monster gash

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)

I saw McMaffia
fucking hell, it's slow. It's like scant-noir but not as exciting. I don't know if I can be bothered to watch the last couple of episodes, I just want them all to die, stupid boring wankers.
( garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

The title is pretty tragic.
Doesn't have the same ring as its Welsh equivalent, the Taffia.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:12, archived)

Title is shit
characters are boring. Dialogue is tedious. At one point James Norton stepped out of the shower with a towel around his waist and another wrapped around his shoulders and me and my partner shouted out "two towels?!?!?!" utterly horrified at the wasteful extravagance on show. The unnecessary generation of dirty laundry did make us very angry.
( garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:28, archived)

Was he trying to cover up his moobs or something?

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:32, archived)

Former model James Norton
doesn't have moobs. That may be why they cast him, it wasn't for his charismatic screen presence.
( garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)

Fair enough, I had no idea who the lad was.
I've just googled him and am none the wiser. He appears to be one of those oh-I-say daaahling act-orrs.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:19, archived)

Cast well he can be good
playing a superficial cad in War And Peace he was great fun to watch, but McMafia is pretty thin and he doesn't have the personality to liven it up. Mind you, it would need someone like Oliver Reed to get that production watchable.
( garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 13:19, archived)

More to the point why was he wearing towels in the shower, that's just stupid

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:22, archived)

That's why I gave up on The Wire - got two episodes in and nothing had happened.
Also, McMafia sounds like it'd be about burger bar turf wars.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:15, archived)

I have to say that The Wire was some of the best TV ever made
not my favourite, I got bored with it during the second series, but the way it shows the workings of US society won my respect. The dialogue was so well put together. One of those shows I think is great, but I only have so much time for.
( garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:26, archived)

I'll take entertaining over worthy, any day of the week.

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:32, archived)

It was entertaining at points
but not enough.
( garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)

We watched the first 3 or 4, then apparently forgot about it
Says it all, I suppose
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:24, archived)

I'm going the same way
just hoping they all die in the last couple of episodes, that would make up for the tedium.
( garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)

For me, I think the turning point
was when I got a handle on what was going on, but realised that I didn't care
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:33, archived)

A ladies bum

( mongychops, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)

prove it

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:17, archived)

WILLIES AND BUMS
Im also enjoying the new Star Trek thingy on the Netflix
( GeordieJay Dull, soulless dance music, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)

Yeah, it's good, that is.
Shame they don't rename it to Clem Fandango In Space, though.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)

I cancelled my netflix this weekend
they've been cutting more and more shows so there's fuck-all left worth watching
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:26, archived)

Have they?
It's got more than enough to keep me occupied, but I fear that may change when the big studios decide they'd rather have their own streaming services.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)

My watch list is ridiculous.
They've just added the new Cloverfield film this morning.
They're concentrating more on their original series etc now.
6 quid a month. Can't complain.
( GeordieJay Dull, soulless dance music, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)

Britannia was ok, except that it's half GoT, half Vikings, but not quite as good as either
Enjoying Handmaid's Tale, although it's pretty bleak. Watched the first episode of Altered Carbon. It's alright, I guess. I haven't read the book, so I have no prior opinions on the story. I've got a feeling it might be too nerdy for me, but we'll see.
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)

Dunno what those are.
Except Handmaid's Tale, and that's only because I had to read it in school (until the whole class rebelled and our English teacher conceded that trying to get a class of teenage boys to read her favourite feminist work was a lost cause).
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)

As long as they stick with it, I think Britannia will be one of these shows where people say 'it hit its stride in series 2'
But at the moment, it's wall-to-wall overacting. Like everyone is trying to out-do each other. Which they probably are. There are no huge stars in it, really.
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)

Zoe Wannamaker is arguably the biggest name
I only know David Morrisey from Walking Dead
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:42, archived)

strikethrough l replace with n lol

( $$, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)

Basic Instinct 2, more like.

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:48, archived)

nothing since about 2010

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)

"I don't even own a TV." - every Guardian comment

( $$, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:38, archived)

Early night last night then, disgusting

( mongychops, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)

You've never gotten over the cancellation of Gavin & Stacey, huh?

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:01, archived)

v sh
( broadsword, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:06, archived)

Gashdance

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)