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Everybody's dead, Dave.
Haha, like on the telly!
What have you seen on the telly?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:52, archived)
tits and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:52, archived)
Lolo Ferrari eh lads eh eh lads

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)
YOLO Ferrari, more like!
She's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:59, archived)
her, august ames, and the lemon stealing whore
porn is a curse
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)
Don't think I want to Google "lemon stealing whore" at work.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)
google "cum guzzling whores" instead

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)
I made a mistake, it's not the lemon stealing whore who died
it's the other bint in this SFW clip.

And the bloke is a rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)
"Please verify your age by signing in".
No, thanks, don't want whatever that is a my watch history, given that my kids use the my YouTube account, from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:09, archived)
There were rumours that her husband offed her.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)
I wasn't allowed to stay up for the red triangle.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)
wizbit's time of the month?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)
muff and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)
H.R. Muffnstuff?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)
I turned on the telly once and there was a girl there with no clothes on

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)
... so I said, "Mum, I'm trying to watch the telly!"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)
Gash and knockers

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)
Gash in the attic?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:05, archived)
Tango and Gash

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)
Boooo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)
^ prefers Fanta

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:17, archived)
Tango and Gash?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)
mindpiss!1!!2!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:17, archived)
The Gash Report?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:13, archived)
Gash Bridges

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)
Gash. Housewares.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:16, archived)
He did the monster gash

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)
A ladies bum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)
prove it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:17, archived)
WILLIES AND BUMS
Im also enjoying the new Star Trek thingy on the Netflix
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)
Yeah, it's good, that is.
Shame they don't rename it to Clem Fandango In Space, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)
I cancelled my netflix this weekend
they've been cutting more and more shows so there's fuck-all left worth watching
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:26, archived)
Have they?
It's got more than enough to keep me occupied, but I fear that may change when the big studios decide they'd rather have their own streaming services.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)
My watch list is ridiculous.
They've just added the new Cloverfield film this morning.
They're concentrating more on their original series etc now.
6 quid a month. Can't complain.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)
Britannia was ok, except that it's half GoT, half Vikings, but not quite as good as either
Enjoying Handmaid's Tale, although it's pretty bleak. Watched the first episode of Altered Carbon. It's alright, I guess. I haven't read the book, so I have no prior opinions on the story. I've got a feeling it might be too nerdy for me, but we'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)
Dunno what those are.
Except Handmaid's Tale, and that's only because I had to read it in school (until the whole class rebelled and our English teacher conceded that trying to get a class of teenage boys to read her favourite feminist work was a lost cause).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)
As long as they stick with it, I think Britannia will be one of these shows where people say 'it hit its stride in series 2'
But at the moment, it's wall-to-wall overacting. Like everyone is trying to out-do each other. Which they probably are. There are no huge stars in it, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)
Zoe Wannamaker is arguably the biggest name
I only know David Morrisey from Walking Dead
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:42, archived)
strikethrough l replace with n lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)
Basic Instinct 2, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:48, archived)
nothing since about 2010

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)
"I don't even own a TV." - every Guardian comment

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:38, archived)
Early night last night then, disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)
You've never gotten over the cancellation of Gavin & Stacey, huh?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:01, archived)

v sh
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:06, archived)
Gashdance

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)