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Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:14, archived)
U OK HUN???

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:26, archived)
Fairly good.
I won an epic battle against a giant corporation yesterday, but they've started another one today that is precisely 3&1/3 times more expensive. I blame Brexit.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 17:48, archived)
alright brbckovich

(dribble, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 17:58, archived)
The supermarket finally took your coupons did they?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 23:25, archived)
This would be more like if a supermarket bought a voucher from me, lost it,
then decided to sue me for their incompetence.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 13:51, archived)
I am in an MS Teams meeting
the presenter is really rocking the management speak with phases such as "we had some super great engagement earlier when we all went on together mode so thanks for that and for all your amazing questions."
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:51, archived)

"those of you who know me know my passions for the Teams support centre"
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:51, archived)

"I don't know if you've noticed but we have a weekly MS Teams and Zoom tip on the weekly staff newsletter. It's fantastic how you've all come together to share knowledge and learn more about functionality and I want to thank you for your engagement and I want you to keep that going."
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:53, archived)

"leverage those support centres to get the most out of teams. Feel free to connect with me on LinkedIn."
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:58, archived)
"I think we need to take this offline"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:00, archived)
b3ta, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:00, archived)
lol

(dribble, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:46, archived)
Sounds threatening... like
do you want to step outside?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:01, archived)
I would, but there’s a pandemic on. Soz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:02, archived)
That one makes me want to hurt people.
Specifically the person saying it, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Feb 2021, 16:28, archived)

I used to be in the training team in an office. It was a massive pile of wank back then and I imagine things in that world have only gotten worse. Have you had to have any mandatory woke training or is that more the Americans?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 16:44, archived)
What's that?
Analyse everything you're going to say before you say it, in case there's anything that could cause offence?
(dribble, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 17:27, archived)
Apologies to any speech-impaired boarders.
All communication methods are equally valid.
(dribble, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 17:29, archived)
Apart from posting on b3ta, of course.

(dribble, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 17:30, archived)
darkie, chinky, boche, slope, wop, dago, frog, nip, yank, gook, abo, welshman

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)
You bored and staring out into the garden again?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:59, archived)
lol
that would be 'Romanian, Indian, Latvian, Indian, Albanian, Indian....'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:09, archived)
Fucking hell, how many staff do you have
you posh get
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:22, archived)
No more than most, around a dozen I think?
Hard to be certain as they really do all look alike, donchaknow
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:49, archived)

I always thought boche was spelled with an sh. You've certainly taught me a thing or two about racism today Richard.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 16:46, archived)
It's been my life's work

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 16:56, archived)
Hi brb! Boy, is it good to see you!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:31, archived)
watch out, m8 - don't say anything racist, whatever you do

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:45, archived)
Did you just assume xeir age and gender identity

(dribble, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:49, archived)
Oh fuck....you know what, I think I might have

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:58, archived)
b&

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 16:37, archived)
^5 2h

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 17:45, archived)