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We had nut'n'lentil loaf accompanied by stir-fried sprouts with bacon for dinner
and as lovely as it was I am emitting toxic quacks now.

What did you enjoy recently that turned out to be not as delightful after all?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 13:58, archived)
But its only just past lunchtime, if you've had dinner already won't you get hungry again before bed?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 13:59, archived)
just 4 u m8
youtu.be/FP8fw-4KCB4
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:14, archived)
Thanks friend.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:16, archived)
I've been doing this recently, still having all the trimmings of the roast, with this replacing the meat
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/nut-loaf

It's well good, but a bit of a faff to make

#FooOood
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:01, archived)
going to try this one
www.goodto.com/recipes/mary-berry-s-nut-roast
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:05, archived)
Oh nice one
Looks a lot more straightforward to make too. I'll give that a try
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:07, archived)
I'll let you know how I get on
might be revolting
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:26, archived)
Yeah, please do
As I say, that BBC good food one is really good, but it takes bloody ages
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:32, archived)
She really turned her life around after murdering those kids

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:49, archived)
everyone deserves a second chance, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 15:51, archived)
Maybe if they’ve killed some kids, but I don’t think a poorly baked cake should be forgiven.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)
My mid-afternoon dump

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:01, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:06, archived)
I was going to suggest b3ta but it’s not like me to be predictable

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:33, archived)
12 hours of sleep last night
But damn, those pills give me fucked up dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:03, archived)
When I need help I take a Valium, zopiclone is fucking weird

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)
i'm on mirtazipine
60mg of those buggers and i dreamed i had to fight a horse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 16:55, archived)
Take 80mg, you’ll dream you’ve got a whip, it makes it easier.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Feb 2021, 13:42, archived)
I'm going to attempt a nut roast on Sunday, for a bit of variety
I fully expect to be parping like Fred Wesley come Sunday night
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:04, archived)
b3ta

(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:09, archived)
how small

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:13, archived)
my tiny fucken penus, m8
My tiny. Fucken. Penus.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:38, archived)
I might go home.
I've done literally nothing since about 1
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:51, archived)
Do it
Three on a Friday? Who carea
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:59, archived)
it's not as if anyone is going to miss the fat lazy prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 15:08, archived)
Woah come on now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 17:33, archived)
"Wedding Cake."
It seems lovely and mellow at first, but 5 minutes later there's a rhino sat on you.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:41, archived)
Not sure how much, if any, of this isn't gay slang

(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:55, archived)

I recently enjoyed that Denzel Washington's character in his latest movie (The Little Things) is named 'Joe Deacon', but I was left not as delighted as Denzel refuses to belm at any point.
(ohidunno, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 14:52, archived)
Haha disabled people are well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 15:36, archived)

and the gays!
(ohidunno, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 21:06, archived)
edgy. very, very edgy.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 15:56, archived)
Sprouts? It's gonna be a real treat for someone under the duvet with you tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 16:19, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-55945948
Even more endangered, now that the scientists probably crushed dozens underfoot before finding two specimens
(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 16:23, archived)
I didnt click but I will bet its the 12mm Madagascar lizard I just sent a link to my kids about

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 16:25, archived)
Yes
I like reptiles
(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 16:29, archived)
Which is coincidentally the name TH gave his pænus

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 16:36, archived)
Can confirm

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 17:33, archived)