who could possibly have known that #insurance would have killed the board

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:11, archived)

helps keep the wolf from the door, so to speak

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:23, archived)

do you like me, sexwise?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:28, archived)

No real names

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:48, archived)

Tolkein gone wild

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 14:50, archived)

Sexwise Gamgee and Dildo Gaggings

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:08, archived)

wise face
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:54, archived)

Wolf insurance?
I know a lot of Americans have alien abduction insurance, but I've never heard of wolf insurance
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:40, archived)

it's essential when out on the moors

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:59, archived)

They'll never pay out if you didn't stay on the road, though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:08, archived)

Just had the house revalued to get a new mortgage deal #mortgage

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

gone up by much?
#houseprices
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:14, archived)

Shut up
#shutup
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:49, archived)

#NoU

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 14:49, archived)

Outrageous

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:01, archived)

Some people get aroused by the weirdest things

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:56, archived)

Dom/subprime

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 14:18, archived)

not even in my top 10 special advisers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 14:35, archived)

willing to relocate

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

ifa cook

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 16:16, archived)

Freehold, amirite?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:02, archived)