I was really hoping not to have to say this, but
smegging smeggy smeg

Hevenin hall
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 17:41, archived)

just had an order from a 'Barbara Pappe'
reminded me of this

www.barbapapa.com/the-barbapapa-family-video/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 17:43, archived)

liar, you've been wanting to say that all day

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 17:49, archived)

My local is opening next Thursday, I guess the bank holiday was deemed worth it

( mongychops, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 17:56, archived)

will you go?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 18:25, archived)

Fucking right

( mongychops, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 18:59, archived)

what if it's pissing down?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 19:24, archived)

I'll bivvy up

( mongychops, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 19:29, archived)

Your work is more cerebral than I expected

(dribble, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 18:16, archived)

That's because of his massive cerebellend.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Apr 2021, 20:05, archived)

When needs must

( Richard Shitheels, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 18:35, archived)

I am exhausted and pissed off
£40 got stolen from my locker today. Management schtick is " you should have had a padlock, we've got no cameras in there, there's nothing we can do "
Ffs! I go to work to make money, not fucking lose it!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 20:52, archived)

your employers sound like proper dodgy cunts, just saying
edit: OK I can see there being privacy reasons for not having cameras in there what with people getting changed and so on

still, I bet they didn't tell you to bring a padlock on your first day
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 21:06, archived)

It's not expensive to print a sign saying
"Dear employees: if you don't secure your valuables, they might get nicked."

I imagine they must get sued constantly for such negligence.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 22:00, archived)

given where you live
I would have thought you’d be used to near constant theft
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 5:10, archived)

SmEg

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 21:13, archived)