i don't buy online

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:37, archived)

That's an extreme lifestyle choice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:46, archived)

Won't be any alternative before long

(dribble, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:47, archived)

i hope you're wrong
i love shopping, doing it online just feels wrong, all the joy is taken out of it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:55, archived)

Sounds as if you like being around other people, ugh

(dribble, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:59, archived)

i like the bustle
and the chance to look around poky little shops looking for weird shit to buy. i'm mildly agoraphobic, so if i'm anywhere big, there needs to be other people around. i've had a panic attack at the shopping centre before, because i was on the lower level and it was pretty much empty
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:09, archived)

All the 'joy'?
What?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:29, archived)

As I said, I love shopping

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 18:44, archived)

I bought a whole bunch of stuff yesterday, from actual shops.
Felt great.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:55, archived)

you mayen't, but I bet SM2 buys online like a world class wreckin' crew

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:56, archived)

no bank details online
no online banking, no amazon account, no netflix, britbox, hulu, nothing.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:07, archived)

I respect that

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:10, archived)

Your details are online, you've just chosen not to access them that way.
That's fair enough, as long as you're not kidding yourself that your details are any safer than anyone else's.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 18:59, archived)

No, of course not
I like to deal with cash, so I can keep track of what I'm spending
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:21, archived)

Saw a cash-only till at Asda the other day, and came over all Peter Kay.
"Cash, eh?" I thought to myself. "Who remembers cash?"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 20:25, archived)

Well it has been nearly 18 years

(dribble, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 21:05, archived)

You get these cash people don’t you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 0:30, archived)

God bless monkey street

(dribble, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:08, archived)

hooky street?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 23:48, archived)

Yes, twtj

(dribble, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 8:36, archived)