alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Apr 2021, 12:49, archived)

I have scored a success in the house with my latest batch of soup
broccoli and stilton has been declared a big hit with the Brazilians.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:03, archived)

GUFFS AHOY!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:18, archived)

Holy Mary Mother of God
I feel like I've been blessed by the saint of stinking farts
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:38, archived)

You can chuck all the religious doctrine in, unless you repent your sins as a bummer and who knows what . You are going to hell

( mongychops, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 17:22, archived)

No doubt modern confessionals have a glory hole in, pc gone mad

(dribble, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 18:40, archived)

Down on your knees etc

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 7:45, archived)

Yeah
Gonna go to my parents' house and do some laundry, then I'm having a roast. Hopefully I won't get a text telling me I'm in work tomorrow, as that would mean in Wednesday and Thursday and off Friday, so I can go shopping
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:06, archived)

rather knackered after a fairly heavy weekend

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:31, archived)

lol old

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:34, archived)

lol draft horse

(dribble, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 14:58, archived)

Oregon zoo says it's world penguin day, rip stuj
might chuff on a chinstrap to celebrate
(dribble, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 15:03, archived)

micturate on a macaroni

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 15:21, archived)

Fellate a Fiordland

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 15:31, archived)

gobble a gentoo

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 15:58, archived)

might shitpost on a moribund flebsite

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Apr 2021, 16:09, archived)

fowl some fowl

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 17:05, archived)

soil a royal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 18:03, archived)

Puke on a duke.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Apr 2021, 20:16, archived)

Bugger a baron

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 21:35, archived)

count some cunts

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 21:43, archived)

One, ah ah ah

(dribble, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 23:53, archived)

been a bit quiet on here today

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 18:24, archived)

alright

(sticklebricks, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 19:23, archived)

🧔‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏼‍♀️🧔🏽‍♀️🧔🏾‍♀️🧔🏿‍♀️

(sticklebricks, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 20:38, archived)