Hi, my baby girl got her first job , so proud, 18 and pulling pints (
mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 8:59,
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I totally read that as jab and wondered what the connection wasexcellent. You must never go drinking in that pub ever.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:05,
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don't listen to garygo there tonight, get off your fucking nut and get thrown out for doing sniff off the table - it's called 'tough love', she'll thank you in the long run.
you're welcome
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:37,
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if I worked in a pub and my dad came in, I'd card him for a laugh(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:39,
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when I last visited my dad in the US, we went for a pint at the airportThey ID'd us - combined age of 110+
stupid pricks
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:42,
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I loved it when my dad worked in the pub I used to go in when I was skint and get free drinks
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 10:13,
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mine's coming to stay for the weekend for the first time in 7 months (unless she cancels last minute)super excited - but rather embarrassingly my wife's best mate has just sent us a restaurant box from a fancy Italian place in Covent Garden so when I get back from collecting jr later she's going to have to watch us eat a 4 course dinner for two inc candles and champagne, having just eaten some fucking slop at her mum's
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:40,
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You're going to eat candles?very Heston Blumenthal.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:42,
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yes gary.we're going to eat candles.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:43,
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four of them? Like in the 2ronnies sketch that was almost as funny as only fools and horses when trigger pulled a face?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 10:00,
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