Do you usually wait till the weekend for a takeaway?
I fancied an Indian but it's shut on tuesdays.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 4 May 2021, 18:06, archived)

That's odd, it's usually the chineeee that's shut on a weekday.
My Indians are all 7 days here.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 4 May 2021, 18:14, archived)

I think 6 days a week for small restaurants is more than enough work

( mongychops, Tue 4 May 2021, 20:14, archived)

I don't buy takeaways
I much prefer to cook and most takeaways involve things I can't eat
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 May 2021, 18:52, archived)

No. I get food delivered when ever I want.

( mongychops, Tue 4 May 2021, 20:13, archived)

Weekends are the time for long, slow cooks for me
I did a smoked brisket on Saturday which took 16hrs, ended up being Sunday lunch despite getting up at half five to get the fire on. Much more likely to get a takeaway after a bad day at work
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 May 2021, 20:14, archived)

shut up, wanker

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 May 2021, 22:21, archived)

There’s just the one Indian then?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 May 2021, 20:50, archived)

Inb4 brb

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 May 2021, 20:55, archived)

Aishwarya Rai is fairly fit, was it her?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 May 2021, 21:03, archived)

she punched me

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 4 May 2021, 21:09, archived)

the home secretary, then

(dribble, Tue 4 May 2021, 21:17, archived)

Did she really, though?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 May 2021, 22:15, archived)

yup
punched me in the back when i accidentally blocked her eyeline
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 4 May 2021, 23:07, archived)

Not hard enough, evidently.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2021, 1:52, archived)

how can she slap?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 4 May 2021, 22:30, archived)

fooOoOOoooooood

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 May 2021, 21:30, archived)