This isn't just any 'morning' thread.
This is a Marks and Spencer 'morning' thread.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 May 2021, 10:37, archived)

#teamcuthbert

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 9 May 2021, 10:44, archived)

Oy vey!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 May 2021, 11:12, archived)

I just went to a car boot sale.
the people of Kent truly deserve everything that's happening to them wrt Brexit and the pandemic. The fucking annoying stupid fucking cunts.

Top tip: The best way to get an elbow in the face is to stand less than 2m behind me and cough. The other best way to annoy me is to rush right in front of me and then come to a stop.

I must have called 10 people a cunt to their face before 10am. I think that's a PB.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 May 2021, 11:53, archived)

You are doing God's work.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 May 2021, 11:54, archived)

He's the fucker who started this plague, don't associate me with him tyvm.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 May 2021, 12:47, archived)

I thought it was an evil plan by the Chinese communist party to destroy the world economy using edible bats?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 9 May 2021, 14:16, archived)

Needs more Honda Accord

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 May 2021, 11:56, archived)

Ha!
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( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 May 2021, 14:26, archived)

so a rip off of an Aldi morning thread?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 9 May 2021, 12:09, archived)

Aldi is just Lidl with an "a"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 9 May 2021, 13:01, archived)

Mind blown

( mongychops, Sun 9 May 2021, 16:48, archived)

And one fewer 'L'.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 May 2021, 17:49, archived)