people with face tattoos: do they want to be stared at, or not want to be stared at?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 May 2021, 10:45, archived)

haha, really makes you think eh!
you should defo put this sideways observation into your stand up act
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 10:49, archived)

haha - airline food, what's THAT all about????

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 May 2021, 10:56, archived)

haha, 'unexpected item in the bagging area' - doesn't that drive you mad???

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 10:58, archived)

haha, both working class people AND middle class people sometimes give their children silly names, what's THAT all about????

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 May 2021, 11:00, archived)

They want to be unemployable

(dribble, Wed 12 May 2021, 11:04, archived)

I wouldn't offer a job to anyone with visible tattoos.
Obviously I'd find an ostensible reason not to make an offer, wouldn't want to get my collar (space) felt for discrimination.

Then again, tattoos aren't a protected characteristic (unless you're a Maori, I suppose) so employers are perfectly entitled to discriminate on that basis.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 May 2021, 11:16, archived)

I'm pretty sure this is the least interesting thing I've ever read

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 11:19, archived)

you're just not putting the effort into your lies these days

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 May 2021, 11:20, archived)

that's nice, dear

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 12 May 2021, 11:25, archived)

thanks m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 May 2021, 11:28, archived)

So, I see that you have FUCK OFF written across your forehead.
Do you think your apparent lack of good judgement would be an asset to our company?
(dribble, Wed 12 May 2021, 11:42, archived)

I liked that time Sky had to can an entire series
because it turned out one of the contestants had nazi tattoos all over his face.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 May 2021, 11:47, archived)

that was Queef, m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 May 2021, 11:49, archived)

Yes, yes I do.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 May 2021, 11:48, archived)