celebratory steak dinner later
that's a decent place to start I reckon

it's my mother's 70th birthday 2moz also
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:55, archived)

that is a decent place to start
I haven't had a proper steak in ages

happy birthday to Mother Queef (sounds like a cabaret character)
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:59, archived)

her actual do will be in July when we can all meet up legally and safely
fortunately my sister has offered to host, and her husband is a superb cook
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:06, archived)

nice
I can't even remember the last time I cooked for somebody else

tiny violin, etc.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:14, archived)

wizard cowardly turncoat traitor
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:17, archived)

ha ha, what are you on about?
lol
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:18, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:20, archived)

get nandos on deliveroo m8, no need to cook eh
my brother in law was a Masterchef contestant back in the Loyd Grossman days and has a wine collection worth tens of thousands, we'll be well looked after
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:20, archived)

they always seem to be so modest about it as well
"I've just whipped us up something simple", before coming out of the kitchen with a mountain pike in a liquid nitrogen-seared salt crust and a leaning tower of Pisa made of macarons
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:25, archived)

Are you going to poke around his digs going "and WHOOOO would LIVE in a houze like THIZZZ?"
I bet he'd love that.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:29, archived)

I sure am!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:31, archived)

^ life and soul of the party ^

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:44, archived)

you betcha!
I'm a right jester and no mistake
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:53, archived)

Alright alias

( mongychops, Wed 12 May 2021, 15:17, archived)

I love that show, one of Cosgrove Hall's best
was very pleased when my nipper got into it too. The DVD cost a fair old whack though, must have been £25 or so
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 15:21, archived)

Jesus christ it's £60-odd these days

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 15:22, archived)

The thing about collections, is that you collect them, you don’t drink them. It’s a tragedy.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 May 2021, 17:41, archived)