Shitty rainy fucking day here
might guff on a gryphon to celebrate
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:03, archived)

my poor mother is going for a substantial meal outside for her lunch today
Hopefully the heavens won't open during the cheese course. The last thing I want to hear is that my mother ate a soggy biscuit for her birthday treat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:12, archived)

Get soup, it'll last all day

( mongychops, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:16, archived)

haha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:23, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 May 2021, 12:21, archived)

I'm not proud of myself here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:24, archived)

Tell her to go for the surprise birthday bukkecake instead
it's a lot more fun than blowing out candles
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 May 2021, 13:17, archived)

aye, it's a grim dreich day up here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 May 2021, 12:14, archived)

what's the English-speaking option?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:24, archived)

Danish

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:26, archived)

Just walked past Helen Skelton doing a vid, want me to get a pic of her trotters

( mongychops, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8301651
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:34, archived)

nah, but if you see Helen George about then 100% deffo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 May 2021, 12:58, archived)

5 scam calls so far today
All claiming to be from the police, saying my national insurance number is being suspended due to illegal activities
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:37, archived)

it's grim alright, glad I don't have to be out in it
also today is dragging on like you wouldn't believe
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 13 May 2021, 12:50, archived)

ain't it just

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 13:00, archived)

sometimes Keeley Hawes is proper stunning but sometimes she looks really plain, what's THAT all about????

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 May 2021, 13:14, archived)

That labour mp y/n

(dribble, Thu 13 May 2021, 13:17, archived)

Diane Abbott?
A big fat Y from me!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 May 2021, 13:21, archived)

Oh HO!

(dribble, Thu 13 May 2021, 13:21, archived)

He'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 May 2021, 13:27, archived)

...Man in negative.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 May 2021, 13:28, archived)

I hope she gets a facial tattoo

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 13 May 2021, 13:19, archived)

strikey-g tattoo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 May 2021, 13:20, archived)

Her kid's name across her cheek

(dribble, Thu 13 May 2021, 13:23, archived)

"Hire me, alright, wankers"

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 13 May 2021, 13:30, archived)

er, I'm not a casting director mate
ps good to see that you're not STILL upset about an innocuous post on plopular cyber forum 'slash talk' regarding the employment prospects of fictional tattooed job seekers.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 May 2021, 13:41, archived)

why are you such a knob

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 May 2021, 13:43, archived)

it's my greatest skill

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 May 2021, 13:48, archived)

The tragedy is that you're not even that good at it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 May 2021, 13:52, archived)

I'm just going to let you stew in your own tragicness on this one

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 13 May 2021, 13:46, archived)

ok

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 May 2021, 13:48, archived)

makeup

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2021, 14:43, archived)

kuvat.huuto.net/v1/7062/96bc977707f1bd983c96b81f8c2/453231687-m.jpg
(dribble, Thu 13 May 2021, 15:06, archived)