morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:03, archived)

it's here at last, indoor pints and grub
hooray
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:05, archived)

I'm certainly not doing fuck all work today

( mongychops, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:14, archived)

Mondays are always busy for me unfortunately
But at 6pm at the absolute latest I am off out for a curry and I don't care if I have to queue for an hour for a table.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:16, archived)

My plan is to find a greasy spoon and have a nice full english around 10

( mongychops, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:19, archived)

happy days are here again - for good I hope

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:20, archived)

There certainly seems to be an increasing rush to vaccinate everyone I do hope it's not because the stable door was left wide open, again

( mongychops, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:27, archived)

they should have shut Indian travel down long before they did, for sure

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:35, archived)

Just prior to partition

( mongychops, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:39, archived)

your mate brb is going to love this one

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:46, archived)

Don’t forget to kick the Dins out

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:26, archived)

hahahah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:32, archived)

Definitely nothing to do with our shithead PM trying desperately not to upset India's shithead PM
as he casts around for trade deals to replace the ones we needless shredded when left the EU.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 May 2021, 9:33, archived)

as long as it's mainly people from Bolton who'll die as a result I think we can write that off as 'collateral damage'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:35, archived)

later oni
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:38, archived)

Ooh, very good.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 May 2021, 9:42, archived)

innit doe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:44, archived)

morning queef, fuck yeah monday

( broadsword, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:50, archived)

morning m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:58, archived)

Morning
Day off today, so I'm taking the parents for an anniversary lunch
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:52, archived)

nice one, have fun

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:58, archived)

Went to one of those "not gonna have a big one" Saturday afternoon parties
got to sleep at 5am on Sunday.

It was kind of a leaving get-together for some mates who are moving to Portugal so very much looking forward to staying with them later this year.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:55, archived)

Lisbon is top of our list for a long weekend Eurobreak once we can afford it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 8:59, archived)

I think they're pretty far north
it's just on the border of civilisation before going off into a big national park area - big walks and bicycle rides are the order of the day. Sounds absolutely idyllic.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:01, archived)

I'm a cities/culture kind of guy, nature holidays just aren't for me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:07, archived)

it always amazes me that a man such as you, that loves culture, is such an uncultured boob

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 May 2021, 9:21, archived)

it's shocking, isn't it?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:32, archived)

I'm bi-cultural
I love a gallery or an ox bow lake.

But yes, Lisbon is a lovely little city and it's a couple of hours on the train to the gardens of Sintra - really worth the trip:
www.martinrandall.com/gardens-of-sintra
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 May 2021, 10:51, archived)

noted, ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 11:17, archived)

Sintra is cool
go to the moor castle and sintra castle opposite. superb
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 17 May 2021, 11:33, archived)

just need to get the mrs back working again first

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 11:54, archived)

Loads of brothels in Lisbon

( mongychops, Mon 17 May 2021, 12:13, archived)

bingo - 'working holiday'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 12:28, archived)

Yeah, but what's she gonna do while you dole out the hand jobs at €5 a pop?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 May 2021, 13:13, archived)

morninh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 May 2021, 9:12, archived)

wankeh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:13, archived)

bit rude

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 May 2021, 9:24, archived)

morning, hugs are legal again, drinking indoors is legal again, the sun is shining,
i might stop for a pint on the way home later
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 May 2021, 9:19, archived)

Don't forget to hug your barmaid

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:26, archived)

Last week I heard "...and hugging to resume in Scotland from Monday" on the news, and wondered if I was watching The Day Today.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 May 2021, 9:26, archived)

hullo wind-o

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:33, archived)

hullo
i'm back at work, yet there is no work to be done. which feels silly
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 May 2021, 9:59, archived)

that's going to be more than a little boring then eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 10:03, archived)

b3ta, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 May 2021, 11:34, archived)

Morning
Might hug a Hornbill now that it’s legal
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:27, archived)

good morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 9:32, archived)

hi

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 May 2021, 10:11, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 10:32, archived)

Hands, face, space

(dribble, Mon 17 May 2021, 10:16, archived)

Hans, faeces, species

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 10:32, archived)

morning
might have overdone it a wee bit last night

surprisingly little collateral (or colonial) damage though
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 17 May 2021, 10:32, archived)

same here m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 May 2021, 10:33, archived)