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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 7:45, archived)
boy was it nice to go out to eat and for a pint afterwards last night

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 7:50, archived)
Beautiful out today , not a cloud in the sky, beer garden weather ffs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 May 2021, 8:27, archived)
haha typical eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 8:48, archived)
Rain later I believe , just like yesterday. Not many up my local yesterday,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 May 2021, 8:57, archived)
the restaurant was half empty too
I was more than fine with that
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:08, archived)
Still trying to drag my daughter out for a legal pint with me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:24, archived)
bit of a milestone

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:31, archived)
Yeah, I thought she'd be keen, turns out not so

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:36, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:38, archived)
You'll like your pokegift I've sent

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 May 2021, 10:59, archived)
excellent stuff
I've still never been, looks like reopening on the 21st, must rectify that
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 11:27, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 May 2021, 9:02, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:09, archived)
morning
it's gorgeous out right now but my weather app is giving me a 'moderate thunderstorm warning' for the sixth day in a row, so it'll probably be lovely all day then start wazzing it down when it's time to go out
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:09, archived)
might have to go for a morning stroll
I prefer a mid afternoon one as it means I'm nearly finished when I get back but if there's wazzery afoot it might be prudent to get out there whilst it's still dry
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:11, archived)
Wazzery Afoot?
Fela Kuti's third most well known touring bassist?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 May 2021, 9:22, archived)
the very same

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:29, archived)
hullllooooooo
i was supposed to go to the pub last night, but instead i managed to cut off the end of my toe and end up in A&E
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 May 2021, 9:13, archived)
you wankspazz

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 May 2021, 9:17, archived)
absolutely am
it is rather painful. This is why you shouldn't cook baked potatoes with no shoes on
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 May 2021, 9:18, archived)
Were you testing to see if it was cooked
by swinging a scythe at it while holding the oven door open with your foot?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:24, archived)
Actualol

(dribble, Tue 18 May 2021, 12:21, archived)
Sympathy hi 4 and 4/5ths

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:26, archived)
those potatoes and their nasty sharp edges
get well soon
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8302157
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 May 2021, 12:10, archived)
shit, unlucky

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:21, archived)
i think the dog ate the little bit that got cut off

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 May 2021, 10:11, archived)
Well I think you're all very rude

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:24, archived)
Poo bum bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:25, archived)
steady on m8, no need for blue language

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:31, archived)
Soz lol dunno what came over me lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:36, archived)
an elephant by the looks of your hair lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:38, archived)
Oh! Rofl

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:40, archived)
lmao af

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 10:18, archived)
you may have a point

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:29, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:43, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:25, archived)
hullo m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:30, archived)