hullllooooooo
i was supposed to go to the pub last night, but instead i managed to cut off the end of my toe and end up in A&E
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 May 2021, 9:13, archived)

you wankspazz

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 May 2021, 9:17, archived)

absolutely am
it is rather painful. This is why you shouldn't cook baked potatoes with no shoes on
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 May 2021, 9:18, archived)

Were you testing to see if it was cooked
by swinging a scythe at it while holding the oven door open with your foot?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:24, archived)

Actualol

(dribble, Tue 18 May 2021, 12:21, archived)

Sympathy hi 4 and 4/5ths

( mongychops, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:26, archived)

those potatoes and their nasty sharp edges
get well soon
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8302157
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 May 2021, 12:10, archived)

shit, unlucky

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 May 2021, 9:21, archived)

i think the dog ate the little bit that got cut off

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 May 2021, 10:11, archived)