Accidentally got up early this morning. Just been for a short walk, it's absolutely glorious out there.
Morning all.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 7:38, archived)

It's rather pleasant
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 7:41, archived)

Indeed
Almost makes up for a miserable May.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:47, archived)

Morning
It really is very lovely today, might go for a stroll along the beach before it fills up with chavs
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 7:50, archived)

Definitely a day for a stroll

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:45, archived)

might stay inside and watch the sun travel across the sky until it descends into darkness again

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:02, archived)

That's always an option
Will you wrap yourself in a a black shawl and mutter profanities while you do it?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:46, archived)

you mean like a black mass? satan can go to hell for all I care

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:13, archived)

morning Clay
they've changed our work hours so that we're on 7.30 to 3.30, which is going to be excellent for the whole summer to just get away while it's still nice
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:08, archived)

that sounds great

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:21, archived)

It is, I was usually in about 7.30 anyway just to have a coffee and the like.
So this is effectively just an hours reduction for me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:00, archived)

Do you look after the accommodation? We weren't allowed to do fuck all till 10am at the lse, even work in plant rooms

( mongychops, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:22, archived)

We can't get on to anything much until 9.30
So the first couple of hours is busy work, tidy tge workshop a bit, maybe test some emergency lights and so on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:59, archived)

Excellent
Definitely a good time of year for that.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:47, archived)

I've asked for the day off
I fancy grilling some sea bream and drinking some chilled Gavi.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:20, archived)

Suppose to hit 27 in town

( mongychops, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:23, archived)

work's quiet, seems like the perfect day for an impromptu day off

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:33, archived)

I have to stay till 330 on wednesdays now

( mongychops, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:39, archived)

outrageous

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:54, archived)

I’d look into that, it doesn’t sound legal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 0:08, archived)

Carpe diem
Or sea breame diem I guess. Sounds lovely.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:49, archived)

fingers crossed I get the OK

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:54, archived)

alright C-Double

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 8:59, archived)

glorious indeed
2 June is "National Leave the Office Early Day"
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:27, archived)

I have just knocked off, fucking magic
Not sure what to do with the day now, suggestions welcome
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:57, archived)

powdered peanut butter and milk burgers

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 10:05, archived)

light one up, have some wine with that and prepare the grill

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 10:05, archived)

Celebratory wank

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 10:08, archived)

alright, Gareth Cheeseman

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 10:17, archived)

get tanked up and go and start a fight

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 10:34, archived)

Cheshire cheese is open and when I walked by at 4 yesterday it was empty

( mongychops, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:03, archived)

fire up the sonos and large it up to a Foo Fighters playlist on spotify

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:08, archived)

Killing spree at Nanos

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:26, archived)

Cheky

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:28, archived)

Cheky Grils

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:28, archived)

Beer Grills

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 12:25, archived)

Leaving that typo for the lolz

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:29, archived)

I assumed it was deliberate
since google tells me there is a shop called nanos
(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:54, archived)

They have a micro-brewery

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 12:11, archived)

Strikey I strikey penis

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 19:54, archived)

the world's tiniest restaurant

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:46, archived)

I recommend the minute steak

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:55, archived)

prepared by the short order cook

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:56, archived)

I'll have seconds please!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:57, archived)

Take up yoga

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:28, archived)

I've relocated my office to the back garden today

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 12:11, archived)

strikey ri

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:18, archived)

the brick garden, mate? THE BRICK GARDEN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:23, archived)