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Up to owt this weekend?
Off to visit friends in Hammersmith tomorrow, should be good, other than that, fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 10:51, archived)
just some boring shit like going to the drycleaners and ordering some new shirts
haha we have a right laugh in our offline lives don't we
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Jun 2021, 10:56, archived)
gosh yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:20, archived)
Might go on an ill advised international holiday
then get stranded and cry about it on the news
(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:03, archived)
might watch Joey Essex's new programme about how losing his mum made him feel sad

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:19, archived)
Wonder whether she was minterred or reemated

(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:29, archived)
Actual lol here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Jun 2021, 13:51, archived)
Last year the word 'unprecedented' had to be used in every single news article
This year's word is 'devastated'
(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:40, archived)
'member when 'enormity' was the buzzword du jour?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:54, archived)
No
when was that
(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:57, archived)
twin towers aftermath
lol old
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Jun 2021, 13:03, archived)
Before my time granddad

(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 13:07, archived)
oh man I love Rhys Ifans

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 13:10, archived)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:58, archived)
Yeah, when they were talking about my fucken penus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 15:09, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 15:09, archived)
TEH LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 22:23, archived)
might devastate a dachshund

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:57, archived)
Going to treat myself to some new socks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:05, archived)
living the dream

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:19, archived)
They never point out how much those so called starving Africans save on not buying socks do they

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:53, archived)
we're the real victims here and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:33, archived)
in the space of thirty seconds, the sky has darkened so much that I've had to put the light on, and it's started pissing it down
in other words, the weekend is here
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:11, archived)
yeah raining here too but forecast to be good Sat & Sun so not too down about it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:19, archived)
not much, might teabag a tarantula

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:49, archived)
good choice
personally I'm seriously considering shitting on a sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:50, archived)
much easier than whacking off a whale, I would think

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:08, archived)
masturbate a mallard

(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:30, archived)
it'd be like going along one of those wire loop buzzer games

(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:32, archived)
can confirm

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:34, archived)

tp
(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 17:00, archived)
you see a problem - I see a challenge

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:33, archived)
Well I am going to check out the Making of Rodin exhibition at The Tate
then gonna take the entire contents of the conservatory to a store unit in Peckham in preparation for the dreaded building project that will turn a fucking useless conservatory into extra kitchen.

Conservatories are just shit. They're too cold in winter, too hot in summer - the only things that like it in there are cacti.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:53, archived)
and marijuana

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:03, archived)
Too damp

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 4:39, archived)
some toris do not deserve conservating

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:05, archived)
That is one convoluted sentence.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 14:21, archived)
Or conserving

(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 14:24, archived)
Just gonna chill

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:22, archived)
that's what weekends are for

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:39, archived)
Sundays, anyway

(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:41, archived)
alright craig

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:51, archived)
no real names pls

(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:54, archived)
sorry m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:58, archived)
Ralph Sampson Lows are tempting
www.size.co.uk/product/white-puma-ralph-sampson-70-low/16117168/
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Jun 2021, 13:26, archived)
Don't have a cow man! lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 14:09, archived)
D'OH!!!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Jun 2021, 14:31, archived)