My mood has brightened immensely since learning that a new royal has been discharged from a uterus
gawd bless er
(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:21, archived)

really? who did it this time

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:25, archived)

the queen, can you believe it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:33, archived)

The ones who don't want to be royal
guess their career choices don't extend to offspring
(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:34, archived)

is it brown?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:52, archived)

Oh sorry your maj, didn't recognise you

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:01, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 17:30, archived)

They went to get it christened, but they didn't like the font.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:28, archived)

Guess two populols in one day is asking a bit much

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:25, archived)

In-jokes are never FP'd

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:29, archived)

In- my
jokes mum
are is
never frequently
F D
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:35, archived)

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(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:39, archived)

Something about taking her box round all the neighbours

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:39, archived)

Something about a 2-day slot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:04, archived)

Something about a guy chucking one in the bush then fucking off

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:18, archived)