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my arm hurts. you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:10, archived)

hullo wind-o
nope, your arm isn't hurting me at all, I'm pleased to advise.

jacket spud for lunch, I fackin love jacket spuds.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:19, archived)

me too,
what have you gone for a topping? i always say you can't beat a classic tuna sweetcorn and mayo
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:25, archived)

I do love a tuna & corn, but today I'm going chilli con carne and cheese
got some leftover chilli portioned up in the freezer for just such an occasion
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:32, archived)

Chili and cheese is probably my favourite
But every now and then I fancy butter and cottage cheese. There.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:39, archived)

butter and cottage cheese men
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:40, archived)

'cottage cheese' sounds like a homosexual byproduct

Coincidentally 'Homosexual Byproduct' are headlining the main stage at this year's InFest
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:44, archived)

<s>i

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:48, archived)

took me a minute, I can't lie

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:18, archived)

chilli and cheese and a few jellypeenos

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:40, archived)

yup and little splodge of sour cream and a few coriander leaves

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:44, archived)

coriander

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:46, archived)

yes, coriander

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:47, archived)

i bet you do

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:51, archived)

No, he left of his own accord.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:40, archived)

of in
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:47, archived)

Cheesy coleslaw
the high-fat luxury stuff.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:06, archived)

honestly I will most likely never buy coleslaw again

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:19, archived)

Best closing line in a country and western song, ever.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:39, archived)

That’s wrong on so many levels that it’s impressive.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 17:34, archived)

My mood has brightened immensely since learning that a new royal has been discharged from a uterus
gawd bless er
(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:21, archived)

really? who did it this time

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:25, archived)

the queen, can you believe it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:33, archived)

The ones who don't want to be royal
guess their career choices don't extend to offspring
(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:34, archived)

is it brown?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:52, archived)

Oh sorry your maj, didn't recognise you

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:01, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 17:30, archived)

They went to get it christened, but they didn't like the font.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:28, archived)

Guess two populols in one day is asking a bit much

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:25, archived)

In-jokes are never FP'd

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:29, archived)

In- my
jokes mum
are is
never frequently
F D
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:35, archived)

<s>'</s>

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:39, archived)

Something about taking her box round all the neighbours

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:39, archived)

Something about a 2-day slot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:04, archived)

Something about a guy chucking one in the bush then fucking off

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:18, archived)

Oh suck it up Princess

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:22, archived)

I'll suck something up if you're not careful,
if you know what i mean
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:25, archived)

gs af

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:32, archived)

I do, and I like it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:36, archived)

hey check this out
i.redd.it/a1wm2hsu3s371.png
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:36, archived)

Good heavens
I'm assuming that belongs to someone famous?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:37, archived)

well, I'm 'well known and respected' rather than famous but yeah, kind of

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:42, archived)

is that for when you want to play Slayer?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:07, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:20, archived)

It says mint, but I'd say it was no more than reem.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:26, archived)

It's Peng, at best

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:43, archived)

Guess the drug
youtu.be/EfvxEuJzDXw
(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:35, archived)

I'm gonna say SPICE

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:07, archived)

Trying to safely remote pilot a massive Guild ship between stars and some twat keeps interrupting him to talk about toilet paper

(dribble, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:11, archived)

I have a really *really* good idea mate, how about you just go fuck yourself?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:41, archived)

i'm at work, be a bit innapropriate

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 12:46, archived)

Not moonlighting on the sex chat lines any more then?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:16, archived)

light
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 13:21, archived)

Who's this dickhead then?
I'm away so much I can't keep track of the mongs any more.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 14:40, archived)

most of the time it's the same dickhead, or one other dickhead

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 15:00, archived)