We had a big old party weekend
and now I feel a little bit fuzzy. The good news is that with so many colleagues on holiday the weekly Monday morning MS Teams call has been cancelled.

There was a bit of a to-do yesterday in our road. Our neighbours a couple of doors along are viciously protective of the parking space in front of their house and if anyone parks there they tend to leave notes threatening they'll inform the police and the DVLA. I mean, it's a public highway, but they are convinced they have some kind of right over it. Yesterday someone had the temerity to park there and it all kicked off big-time. At first we though there had been a crash but it really was just a huge screaming match with threats and massive argy-bargy. We were too hung over to go and really enjoy the fracas, but it sounded like all-hell was breaking loose.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:22, archived)

tempers fray in hot weather
just look at the middle east
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:26, archived)

Yes, this suburb in zone 2 south east London does resemble the West Bank
more often than I'd like.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:35, archived)

I spent a very odd summer in Stamford Hill amidst the Hassidic community
Funnily enough one of the main streets there is called West Bank, they just can't help themselves
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:36, archived)

It's a quality bit of coincidence, that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:59, archived)

isn't it just

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:27, archived)

Might go park there and call the police myself, say I'm being physically threatened by a mental

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:32, archived)

Please let me know when you plan to do this
so I can be ready with my phone so I can make an hilarious film (in portrait mode, natch) and go viral on teh tiktokinstagrams
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:35, archived)

Alright Darnella

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:21, archived)

Alright Smas..oh

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:36, archived)

needs more unconvincing kitchen sink drama

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:03, archived)

To be fair though mate, they do have the right to park in the space right outside their house.
Unfortunately for them, so does everyone else.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:51, archived)

What?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:58, archived)

Oh, you know
stuff
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:28, archived)