this morning I read that somebody'd referred to Tim Martin as "Worzel Gummidge on crack"

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:42, archived)

somebody who's never actually seen someone on crack, I assume

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:55, archived)

it was someone on the internet
nuff said
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:59, archived)

crack lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 3:32, archived)

Yeah, that doesn't make sense
"If Worzel Gummidge owned a chain of shitty pubs" would be more apt
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:03, archived)

i would have thought old Gummidge was more in to speed as well

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:08, archived)

Well there's no way he's a smoker
Far too dangerous
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:08, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:40, archived)

He's actually immortal and impervious to harm

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:42, archived)

lol pervi

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:43, archived)

I think the description "looks like a freshly shaved bollock" does perfectly well
much like Lawrence Fox looks like a just-wanked cock
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:07, archived)

That laurence fox really is a prize tit isn't he?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:08, archived)

Credit where credit is due
He's sticking with this whole 'acting like a prize cunt' routine, when many would have folded by now. "He hates BLM, because he thinks it stands for Billie Left Me" got a pretty big lol out of me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:10, archived)

ha, that is funny,
i saw someone say that maybe it was Jaocquin Phoenix piece of dramatic art, where he was seeing how ridiculous he could be and still have some support from the idiot public
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:11, archived)

That's entirely plausible

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:11, archived)

sounds like something Shia LaBeouf would do

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:14, archived)

Shia Richard
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8304277
(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:47, archived)

Haha, I called him "meth-head scarecrow" in conversation not an hour ago.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Jun 2021, 15:13, archived)

my favourite is shit thundercat

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 17:25, archived)