make sure you show them your collection of shit Mo Wax records, that will surely clinch the deal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:14, archived)

Oh, I do, plus the wall mounted Alan Partridge and Travis Bickle skateboard decks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:17, archived)

maybe mention that Michael Gove went to your school and that you read War & Peace when you were still up your mum's fanny

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:17, archived)

I tell them that at the front door, a lovely icebreaker I reckon.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:19, archived)

very wise, it's sure to impress

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:20, archived)

never fails mate, never fails
Everybody loves Gove!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:22, archived)

Война и Mиръ is a great book tho

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:33, archived)

agreed, I loved it
I wish someone had explained to me before I read it that the characters have both formal and informal names which are completely different from each other. once I'd clocked that, it was a revelation
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:39, archived)

it's in a class of its own alright
read it at university, back when I used to devote weeks to reading books and there was no broadband
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:47, archived)

I read that in the original Russian. Didn’t understand a word of it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:39, archived)