morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Jun 2021, 7:13, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 7:55, archived)

lol blanked

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Jun 2021, 8:45, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 8:46, archived)

I have defied science and medicine by not having a hideous hangover today

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 8:46, archived)

you're vaccinated against hangovers now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 8:49, archived)

it's a modern miracle

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 8:52, archived)

What were you drinking?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:47, archived)

bottle of red and most of a bottle of rum
and a negroni

*edit* and a can of lager
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:16, archived)

*brb* etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:17, archived)

what, no partridge in a pear tree?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:25, archived)

A-ha!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:32, archived)

shut up pls
thanks
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:43, archived)

you make pigs smoke

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Jun 2021, 12:01, archived)

nah, saving that for tonight

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:36, archived)

I can't think of any drinks with 'partridge' in the name
famous grouse?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 12:13, archived)

close enough

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 13:00, archived)

Christ, I would have hurled

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:43, archived)

I woke up for a bit at about four feeling a bit ropey, drank a load of water and went back to sleep
When I woke up again later I felt fine, and since I've had breakfast, a good old go on the exercise bike and a shower I feel actively great. This should not be the case.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:52, archived)

Hello hello
Hello
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Jun 2021, 9:09, archived)

hello

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 9:15, archived)

persistent little bastard, ain't ya?

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 9:26, archived)

yo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 9:38, archived)

morning
I had a holiday last week, and soaked my phone like a spastic while kayaking. I can confirm that putting it in a container with uncooked rice and leaving it in the sun for a couple of days *does* work. I was overdue an upgrade anyway though.

#blog #anecdotes #forte
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 9:44, archived)

If you get rice on your phone, you should leave it in water for a few days.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:41, archived)

Got my second jab this coming Saturday
Finally, free WiFi
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:26, archived)

Bit disappointing to begin with
Saw the 'NHS Booking' messages and hoped it might be for my surgery. At least I'll be vaccinated though
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:33, archived)

Ask for them to program the nanobots in the vaccine to perform the surgery, they just need to flick a switch.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:35, archived)

I asked and they said I'd have to wait for the next windows update

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:43, archived)

Should have gone for the AppleZeneca one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:54, archived)

lol nan's bot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:15, archived)

better than nothing eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:40, archived)

Absolutely
Definitely not complaining
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:43, archived)

I did hesitate at first
As you can't book a new appointment without cancelling the old one. Even though it wasn't booked for a few more weeks, I didn't want to lose it altogether
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:45, archived)

yeah I bottled it and waited for the scheduled date
I couldn't really risk it being put back further by gambling
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:16, archived)