having just read it, I disagree

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 13:46, archived)

WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF THEN

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 13:47, archived)

it does go on a bit, admittedly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 13:48, archived)

to spare anyone else the bother
'I released a record under the name Knob on a Belgian label run by Gunther Spunkbreath, he was great to work with. Then I made one under the name Wank with David Turd, then I did another one as Knob. Then I thought, oh, I want to do another Wank record so I recorded one for the German Tedium label. Then I thought to myself I want another Knob. Then I didn't record anything for a bit. Then I made a record as Guff-tits in Amsterdam...'

Only 15 times longer.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 13:50, archived)

Sounds good

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 14:36, archived)

mate you're no idea, it's riveting

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 15:08, archived)

he had a massive rant on facebook a few weeks ago, apparently very upset about Lee Dorrian's shop

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 15:16, archived)

why, it looks amazing

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 16:29, archived)

sour grapes, I don't think they are good friends

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 16:58, archived)

I most certainly did not

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 16:37, archived)

well tangles says you did and I for one believe him
it's exactly the sort of thing you'd do. Why can't you just be happy for other people for once? Jesus.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 16:42, archived)

Look, if I get the chance to ruin someone's day, I'm going to take it, right?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 16:51, archived)

Well you're really only ruining your own, when all's said and done.
Think on *that*, if you will.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 16:55, archived)

I'm petitioning for him to be banned from all social media

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 16:59, archived)

*starts gaz petition*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 17:03, archived)

just not in the spirit of /ot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 17:16, archived)

*signs*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 17:37, archived)

lol deaf

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 18:01, archived)

What?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 18:20, archived)

What happened after guff-tits? This is the best thing I’ve read in ages.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 15:17, archived)

You wouldn't believe me if I told you, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 16:31, archived)